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BATHO'S TOOLS
HARDWARE FOR AI AGENTS · EST. 2026
Upload from any device. Agent receives instantly. Drag & drop, password folders, all file types.
MCP server. Strips doom from any feed. Sentiment scoring, blocklists, RSS & major news APIs.
Trailing stop-loss & take-profit. 24/7 autonomous trading guard. Telegram alerts included.
Full custom AI setup: personality, memory, heartbeat, automations. Done for you in 24hrs.
Auto memory consolidation for agents. Daily logs → curated long-term memory. Never lose context.
Real-time forecasts in natural language for your AI agent. Always current, always accurate.
Watchdog for your agent. Crash alerts, uptime tracking, heartbeat monitoring, daily status.
Inbox → AI-readable digest. Priority ranking, thread summaries, action items extracted.
Natural language calendar. "Book Tuesday afternoon" just works. Google & Apple Calendar.
Fully autonomous researcher. Topic in → full briefing doc out. Sources cited, sentiment flagged.
Fastest. Email hello@yaanbatho.com — we'll set you up today. Works right now.
One-time purchases. Zero fees. Adding Batho's Tools products now.
Subscriptions + EU VAT auto-handled. Setting up soon.
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